Anaín Bjorkquist

dear men, shave your pubes, stay in shape and learn to cook!

Dear Men,

I’m writing to you from the heart and on behalf of the many women who think like me. Many of y’all need to stop the slacking you’ve been doing with your grooming, exercising and cooking. If you aren’t willing to match the amount of effort we women put into looking good and nurturing y’all with good food then frankly you don’t deserve that kind of woman in your life!
In talks with my single girlfriends, one of the most popular complaints is about men who don’t manscape. It is almost 2011, so the fact that some of you men think it is okay to have a Wookiee bush in your skivvies is simply unfathomable to me! Women everywhere don’t pay good money and endure extreme pain having their va-jay-jays waxed only to be greeted by weeds while trying to enjoy their man’s penis. Not one woman I know likes having pubic hairs make their way into her mouth. NOT A ONE! Trim your pubes short and if you like being an overachiever shave your balls too! Is that too much to ask of y’all? Not at all. Besides, some of you less endowed men can use the illusion that a nice trimmed groin produces. I have at least two friends who broke up with men for the simple fact that these men were completely clueless when it came to taking hints that they needed to manscape some. Gentlemen, if you have a wookiee bush now you know why the women keep dropping you unexpectedly after you unleash your turf on them. BUT Ladies, please, don’t be afraid to make it your business to groom him…invite him to shower with you then bring out the scissors, razor, and shaving cream for a quick sensual shape up!

My married girlfriends don’t have the manscaping complaint what many of them complain about is husbands that slowly let themselves go physically.

Girl, it started out as a few extra happy relationship pounds and now his gut is starting to look like a first trimester pooch! It’s NOT fair. I am still a size four even after two kids so what’s his excuse?

Yes, some of your wives and even some longtime girlfriends are talking about you like that. It isn’t right that some of you men get so comfortable in your relationships that you let yourselves go. Your wife or your longtime girlfriend might not tell you how she’s become dissatisfied with your new look but I’ll say it for them…they don’t appreciate the dicky dos or the double chins and they have no love for your new love handles. The ladies don’t expect you to have a perfect six pack but you men can try your very best to maintain the bodies you had when you first entered your relationships. Most women I know have maintained their figures even after babies, always have their nails, hair and eyebrows done…plainly put they work hard, spend their money and time making sure they always look good. Yes, they do it for themselves but it definitely benefits you men too! Hitting the gym three times a week so that you can stay fit isn’t too much for the ladies to expect from their men. If you are unwillingly to put in at least that much effort then maybe what you deserve to have next to you is a woman who also doesn’t care about how she looks. Get your ass back in the gym, put down that bag of chips and don’t have those beers while watching the game…not tomorrow…TODAY! Ladies, don’t be afraid to demand that your man go to the gym with you because honestly him gaining weight especially around the waist can impact his heart health…it isn’t just about vanity.

Way too many times I’ve heard many of my girls wish out loud that their men could cook more or better. In the past even I have been known to complain about how I hate always having to cook. What most of us especially want is a man who gets up early to cook us a yummy big breakfast. Why is it that many of you men haven’t taken the time to master at least a five dishes? Every man should at least have several meals that they cook that their girl just can’t get enough of. If the way to your hearts is through your stomachs don’t you think that our hearts also have a life line to our stomachs too? Of course they do. There is nothing better than waking up after a marathon of sex to breakfast in bed…cooked by *him*. NOTHING! A survey of my closest friends has determined that we would rather be spoiled by your great cooking from time to time than by getting gifts or flowers. So, fellows turn on some Food Network or buy a cookbook and get in that kitchen until you perfect some dishes that wow your woman. Ladies, I’m teaching my sons how to cook so that they can feed themselves well when they become men and so that they can help their wives carry some of the burden of family life; if you have sons you should too!

Fellows, if anything above applies to you please start working on these things right now. I have a really long list of things that women complain about these were just the top three. Many women don’t speak up about things that bother them when dating or in relationships while many men ignore hints and can’t tell that their women are unhappy…obviously, the real problem is communication but I can’t fix that in this one post. So for now…

Men…trim your pubes, stay in shape and for heavens sake get in the kitchen and cook for her once in awhile…your penis will thank you for it!

© Anaín Bjorkquist October 13, 2010 ~ All Rights Reserved.

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